What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?